-me taking a picture in the Vatican Museum and a guard stepping in the shot because he wanted to be in the picture
-free Red Bull during the hottest part of the day
-a guard sleeping on duty in the Vatican Museum
-pretending to have French (me) and southern-white-trash-black (Monaca) accents
-Monaca touching gum on a railing in the Vatican Museum
-Monaca putting a bag down on gum covered with ants, finding gum on a bench, and stepping in gum--all within a five-minute span
-the guy who sold Monaca shot glasses in a souvenir shop (he was hilarious)
-the French guy working at the hostel, whom Monaca insisted had a crush on me. "He was enthralled in your French conversation. I'm kind of jealous. I wish I knew French."
-the French guy cracking up while telling us the story about the guitar player with a "muppet" in Belfast. "I really have some stiff competition."
-another story from the French guy: buying a beer in Rome and having the shopkeeper ask for 3E50, thinking he was a tourist. "You've got to be joking."
-watching a couple get engaged at Trevi Fountain (the girl didn't seem excited)