"Vacations are when you stop being in a hurry to go to work and start being in a hurry to go someplace else."

- Perry L. Crandall, in Lottery, by Patricia Wood

Steve: "My memory is awesome for things I happen to remember."

License-plate frame: "I work to support my horse's lifestyle."

Wendy (to Steve): "You really like to learn, but you don't like to do research like I do."

Steve: "Research is dumb. It's for people who don't know. I just know."